The Weaver's Web

All sorts of news on the wires about conservative business moguls (large and small) throwing temper tantrums by laying off workers or cutting employees to part time hours “to prepare” for the disasterous future in store now that AFC won’t be repealed.

Belive it folks. Over night the whole world changed…financial Armagedon for business owners is at hand! They will all be out of business tomorrow if they don’t act today!

Business owners giving the proles an unmistakable message, “If America doesn’t vote for MY bests interests you will be made to suffer.”

Pathetic bastards with pathetic morals punishing the peons who got them where they are today for no other reason than to prove their own importance.

New Mexico Gov. Requires Women Seeking Childcare Assistance To Prove They Were ‘Forcibly Raped’

Not only did Martinez refer to “forcible rape” in an announcement instating April as New Mexico’s Sexual Assault Awareness Month — as if some kinds of sexual assault need to be qualified as more or less “legitimate” than others — but, as RH Reality Check reports, the term also appears in the state’s proposed changes to its official applications for childcare assistance. If the proposed changes take effect, women in New Mexico will be required to prove that their sexual assault qualified as “forcible rape” if they are seeking childcare assistance for a child that resulted from rape:

New Mexico has themselves a Republican governor so it’s not surprising is it?

Ah, you just have to love these Republican women.

Come to think of it, how come these “ladies” defy their masters by running for office? I mean come on. Women are admonished to stay silent in the bible, right? And they certainly shouldn’t be allowed in ANY position of power.

The “value voters” got together

and proved to the world beyond any reasonable doubt that the only two things they value are

FEAR AND HATERED!

About that pre-born thing

Pre-born. Ah. It has such a nice ring to it don’t you think, that precious state of pre-borness? So fragile, so deserving of the utmost care and attention. Why in some places it has been decreed that those attentions must be given up to 14 days prior to even a hint of that “twinkle in your eye”.

Never mind that once the pre-born condition has been left behind for the post-born struggle to survive conservative right-to-lifers can be seen patting themselves on the back for the good deed they have done as they walk away.

It seems as though, in their eyes anything after birth is simply pre-death and since death is inevitable, not worthy of concern.

Just one more reason to vote Democratic.

The pathology of the fearful

Is it really surprising that in the upcoming Presidential Election the pathologically fearful conservative base will line up to vote for a pathological liar?

After all:

Romney may be hiding shady actions in his past, but politicians do that, and at least he’s a Republican politician.

Romney may belong to a cult, but at least it’s a “christian” (kind’a, sort of) cult.

Romney may be a liar, but he’s a white liar and everyone knows black people lie more than white people.

The greatest tragi-comedy of our age

It’s almost comical watching the oh so patriotic conservative herds fan-boying the very cast and crew who brought America to its financial knees.

The Republican choir sings hosannas in praise of the righteous goodness of greed while the GOP orchestra clashes the cymbals and beats the drums of intolerance and hatred of the “other” And above it all the stars of the saga speak the lines that promise a heaven on earth to the faithful if they will only remain steadfast in their adoration.

They put on such a marvelous show—it’s almost enough to make a sane person hope they win the prize, if for no other reason than to witness the shock and dismay that will ensue when the fandom finds they’ve been duped.

Almost.

Senate faces potential influx of conservative Republicans

I’ve got to confess, this news lead is one of the scariest I’ve seen in many a year.

I’ve never had a passport before, but I’m thinking it may be time…

This is a dog whistle

 Yo, dog, heel.

This is chumming for sharks

  Shared Anglo Saxon heritage, strange and foreign ideas, alien, how America works, birth certificate, microfilm, college transcripts

Sadly, poor and middle class conservatives have yet to figure out they are the dog being whistled to heel and the bait that will be thrown over the side when the fishing expidition ends.

CHANGE is a four letter word

Conservatives don’t like change. Never have liked change. Change means moving away from those glorious days when the world was perfect and their way of life, like the ten commandments, was set in stone.

That was then, this is now.

Now change is terrifying, calamitous, evil, unchristian. Now conservatives don’t just dislike change—they hate it!

You see back in 2008 this black guy used change to get himself elected as President!

President of the United States of America for God’s sake!

The word change has been soiled.

So much so that the only way a God fearing conservative may use it without becoming a target of the righteous wrath of God (or fellow conservatives), is by combining it with any word(s) that conjures up the picture of that imaginary, idyllic past.

A time when people of color knew their place, women knew to keep their mouth shut and the poor stayed humble.

Change is a four letter word.

The evil of Girl Scoutery?

OK, so let me get this straight:

The patriarchal old boys club that chastised their female counterparts for spending too much time worrying about the poor and sick instead of going ballistic over what non-celibate adults chose to do in bed

The religious monolyth that has sheltered pedophiles for centuries and had to be forced to investigate the rampant child rape perpetrated by their members

is starting an “official” inquiry into the Girl Scouts?

Allow me to express my thoughts…BWAAHAHAHA!

Wherein Jesus said

Render unto Ceasar as little as you possibly can even if you have to hide your money in a far away land because you are my chosen and besides, the poor are just lazy bums anyway.