The Weaver's Web

So yes, like millions of other Americans, I watched the zingfest on the TV last night.

One thing I learned—Mitt Romney’s got a million of ‘em.

I also figured out that if I had to spend one single moment more looking at that thin lipped, smirking “smile” on his face when he finally made the decision to stop talking and take a breath, I would definitely become a prime candidate for those legendary men in the little white coats.

I especially liked his oh-so-zingy-zippity-do-dah twist on the old, “you’re entitled to your own opinion but not your own facts,” canard. I thought sure he was going to burst with glee after he pulled that one out of his sleeve! I mean, come on folks, Mitt Romney actually used the FACT word! That’s got to count for something, right?

Unless, of course, you actually believe that fact is more than just a conveiniant word found in the dictionary that is handy for prefacing the next lie you’re about to tell.